Veteran Administration’s "Tittie-Gate 2.0"

If you took the time out of your life to read my blog from last week regarding my horrid experience…

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BREAKING: VA Pereplexed by Boobies. Female Veterans Suffer.

I have breast cancer.  Well, maybe.  Maybe not.  Actually, I have no idea whether the lump in my breast has…

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Trump Punk’s America

It’s been twelve long years since Iowa native and gorgeous hunk of flesh, Ashton Kutcher, co-created and hosted the hit MTV…

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Sex, Lies and School Boards?

It is fair to say that I lead a public life.  Also fair to say is that I wear my…

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Congressman Braley’s Got NOTHIN’ on Me!

It was a big week for the folks over at The Great March for Climate Action.  They received their very…

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Sioux City Officially Changes name to "Hell"

I knew the time would come!  The illustrious Sioux City, Iowa has officially changed their name to “Hell” and the…

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Senator Harkin and Ed Fallon – Which is The Bigger Loony Bird?

It’s been far too long since last I blogged to “Heather’s Crap on a Cracker”.  For the past many months,…

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The election’s almost here … are you tired yet?

I haven’t posted a blog in this account for a whopping eleven months.  But since I just recently started blogging…

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President Al Gore at the Dollar Tree

Oh, Dollar Tree, how I love you so!  Who would have thought that I would score all of these phenomenal…

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Paris Hilton Joins the Occupy Des Moines Movement …

So in case you don’t know, NOT ALL OCCUPIERS ARE UNEMPLOYED.  Underemployed, CERTAINLY.  Laid off, ABSOLUTELY.  Looking for work because…

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